Rodzilla: Such a Shy'm that this song isn't that popular yet!

Je sais, this song was released this summer but hey, I love it! I watched the clip for the first time when I was in the south of France last july. Loves it! Any thoughts?

Rodzilla: Stay The Night

Main topic here: after having some good ol’ canoodle on a one-night-stand, would you accept to spend the rest of the night with that person? I’ve been wondering about the question since about a year now. Everything started when I had this very nice “one night” and since I’m very old-fashioned and have the same physical capacity of a grandpa, right after it was done, I felt like running back home and having a restful 12-hour sleep to cope from my performance.

But the thing is this : even if we hadn’t known each other for more than 3 hours, he kept whining for me to accompany him all night long. I felt very flattered but I truly didn’t feel like it. We finally called it quit and I’ve been able to pull it through, head back home and mend lol!

I wouldn’t say I would never stay the night on a one-night-stand but I think this is definitely not something you should dare to do! Especially since the mere action standing by itself is already risqué ya know?! I have never done it yet but I don’t even look forward to doing it; I mean that person mighta just been a “buck fuck” and may not even have enough potential material to become a fuckfriend!

So what do you think? Would you really be willing to transform the “one night” into a whole night?

Rodzilla: Eben so schön!

OMG like I know this movie ain't that recent but hey, Fabulous Andy, Terrine and I LOVE that movie!!! It has to be one of the best comedies ever. I needed to share because hey, that's my community and I need to represent it not resent it. This particular scene is definitely the all-time best; I mean could there be a more memorable quote than "Pitcher in the streets, Catcher in the sheets" with all the tongue action involved in his über-sexy pronunciation?! Another Gay Movie, another gay memorabilia.

Rodzilla: When Old Fantasies Cum True...

First of all, lemme start my article by asking you if you noticed the very evident sexual innuendo I just made in the title? Well, that's very me, I know the three of us (Terrine, Fabulous Andy and I) might sound extremely naughty but in fact, we are and that's what makes us so wonderful.

Okay so this time I'll try not to be so long and exhaustive, let me talk y'all into my shit: Old Fantasies. Yep, that is correct, sex fantasies, whether they're cheesy, spooky or violent, regardless of their nature, they have to be! Just ask Fabulous Andy about it 'sti! She now knows way too well that without a sex life in the bedroom, nothing's going to go anywhere. That is why I have the ultimate best piece of advice: don't repeal your fantasies, make them cum alive, literally.

Remember that obsession you had on that guy in High School (who had the nicest ass you've ever seen), God knows (and accepts) the fact that you would be willing to give away your two kidneys just to fuck him. Well for Christ’s sakes, y'all need to listen to some old-school Mariah Carey hits like "Make It Happen"! Remind yourself of the line where she says "you can make it, make it happen", well that's exactly what I want you to do! Force yourself into it and never even think of the eventuality of regrets. You shouldn't have any; regrets are for losers, real people would always be willing to rebuild New Orleans for the umpteenth time. Your sex life is just like the land under Louisiana’s metropolis; it can sink below sea level at any given time! Neva take it for granted sistaz! Therefore, will you please raise your fucking skirt! This is mainly the opposite of what Janice Dickinson (the self-proclaimed World’s first supermodel) would say and I know that, but I think skirts are like standards; they’re meant to be high.

Basically, I wanted to write this column for all the boring bitches living in Nebraska, Oklahoma, ARKANSAS and Alabama who’ll pass their whole lives seeking for a stinking smelly bastard, JC Penney, creationism and apple pies à la mode (btw that’s the correct way to write à la mode, take notes). I want all of you to please, pretty please, cum to reality: we’re in 2010, gays are (supposedly) not  prosecuted anymore, blacks have the same rights as whites, the earth is polluted, straight men don’t go to university anymore and women are becoming more and more powerful. So will you ever understand it and take benefit out of it?!

Rodzilla: Bel Ami?! Who Wouldn't Want A "bel ami"?!

Like the title implies, the matter here is of very important concern : Bel Ami Online. Yes, you read well, I will once again talk to you into porn. I think Porn can be all at the same time; fabulous, sexy, skanky, crassy, trashy, whory and yet, classy and artsy. Somehow I do believe Bel Ami is part of the latter; the videos and photography displayed out there are quite pretty and artsy if you allow me. I like most of the models, especially the very sexy and delicious Dolph Lambert, Kris Evans and of course, Erik Bouna which looks a lot like Terrine's younger brother. Ooops! Did I just write that? Scratch that! Nonetheless I do want to warn you another time against porno addiction; Bel Ami is easily the most attractive website on the internet, watch out!

http://tour.belamionline.com/tour.aspx 

Terrine: Bad Movie, Good Date!

I'm glad Rodzilla brought up the "Piranha 3D" subject!... It reminds me of one date I had lately...

I went out with this guy I had a crush on to the "cinéparc" to watch "Piranha 3D" and I can tell you with no doubt that even if the movie was really bad... the date was really good.

And if you think about it for a minute, it's totally logical.

If the movie is bad, you have no reason to watch it, so you can do plenty of other (or hotter) interesting things during the film.  And at the end of the date, both of you can agree on two things: First, on the fact that the movie was no good at all, and second on the fact that, however, you had a great time.

So I hope Rodzilla is going to continue to suggest us bad movies, 'cause they are definitely good opportunities!

Rodzilla: Pirahna 3D Official Trailer

Terrine, Fabulous Andy and I were just so pleased to see this incredibly hum good movie last week that I felt like making some free promotion for it. The film is honestly a B-movie but I think B is the new A+ and in this case it totally works. I guess the main goal of the movie is probably the same as any other "horror" movie of this genre whereas "Friday 13th", "A Nightmare on Elm Street", "Chucky Doll" all had the same kind of vibe and audience; young effervescent teenagers ;-)! Hope you enjoy!

Oh by the way the only thing that tickled us is the fact that they employed Montreal-based staff and that they haven't paid them yet, screw them!!! Let's sympathize with our fellas from tha hood.

Rodzilla: Dolce & Gabbana to Celebrate Naomi's career = MARVELOUS

The famed italian gay couple that once was Dolce & Gabbana will celebrate Naomi Campbell's fashion career's 25th anniversary. How amazing! Can you believe she's now 40 years old?! She doesn't look that old fo' sho' mothafuckas, she's still a hot mama who knows how to get men and... trouble!!! You just have to think of all the crap she's been involved in: cell throwing, community service, court, BLOOD DIAMONDS, TYRA BANKS, P. Diddy and so much more! I think just Tyra Banks and P. Diddy alone are worse than Blood Diamonds haha! Don't you agree?!

Anyways y'all, let's not get too far from the subject here: Dolce und Gabbana's Naomi Campbell t-shirts. The über-heiß brand will be releasing a limited edition of collectable t-shirts. The release will include 14 different t-shirts showcasing Miss Campbell's body abilities and thigh muscles. The photos that will be used for the tees will be coming from the work of the world's most notorious fashion photographers such as Patrick Demarchelier, David LaChapelle, Mario Testino, Elle von Unwerth und so weiter (meaning etc. in german).

The sales of those babies-to-be will start on September 10th in Dolce und Gabbana's New York boutiques. Don't miss'em! We certainly won't (especially me!). I don't know for Fabulous Andy or Terrine but as for myself, I love to wear sexy folks on my t-shirts which always provides me with attention and potential dates!

As a delight for the eyes : a look at Naomi's freshly baked pâté

Rodzilla: Biggest penis or biggest spoof?!

OMFG! Can you believe I have HAPPENED to find something that obnoxious on the web?! Well, the answer is yes and it has to be a spoof 'cuz I think no one could handle that panhandle! I do believe it's a spoof because that could almost not be possible for a man to have that much of a big blood vessel-filled organ! Anyways, I still have some hopeful doubts...! I'd like to know what you guys think of that?! Is anyone dumb whore-ny enough to really believe that this dude has a real cock that huge?!

Definitely mouth-watering lolz!

Fabulous Andy: A New Start in our Supersex World

Definitely the "Emancipation of Andy".

I've been too calm in the past year, dragging on a platonic long-term relationship - my first one in fact - and being sex-deprived. In fact, I've been more intimate with my dildo than with the dude. It's a cute purple plastic penis-shaped toy, but nothing beats a man. NOTHING.

I finally dumped the guy and have been having a hell of a good time ever since. The word "no" should never come from a man's mouth when asked if he wants to get laid. Never mind sexism. Men live to fuck and be fucked. That's the end of it.

And I do fuck like a man, according to Carrie in the "Sex and the City"'s first episode. I rarely get emotional about it. No "he-took-my-virginity-he-must-be-the-one" kind of bullshit, the kind of stupidities my childhood friend, who will be called "Dreamer" for the purpose of this blog, believes in.

I mean, she will let him do anything to her as long and he's content and happy. She lets him touch her tits in public or he constantly tells my friends and I how nicely she sucks his dick. The mere thought of the guy naked makes me want to puke. Besides, cuming in her mouth after thirty seconds is a sign of premature ejaculation, not of her "natural talent" for blow-jobs.

Let's cut this short for now and try to finish this article with class instead of raunchiness.

I swear I will tell you everything about my funniest one-night stands, may they be good or bad. Hopefully, you guys will have a good life and continue on with normality.

Now, I have to go searching for writing material in the Montreal suburbs. Ciao!

Rodzilla: Kylie's new video y'all!!!

I hope everybody who'll cum (oops) on our blog will be Kylie lovers because we do love her lots! Check out her brand new video, "Get Outta My Way".


How classy and fashionista?!


Kylie - Get Outta My Way from ileaks on Vimeo.

Rdozilla: Sweet or creepy?

Would you really want his "zizi"?!

Rodzilla: Danske invasion

Hi there! I've become so crazy about Scandinavian culture over the last few years and since I finally had the chance to travel across Denmark and Sweden last summer, I realized that it was something that really appealed to me. According to what I had heard of their films and music before, I felt so intrigued that I started to inform myself about it hence increasing my interest for it. Through that process I discovered the very interesting duo that consists Svenstrup & Vendelboe. I will then let you unravel "Ensom" a song by Medina that they have remixed.

Your impressions and comments are welcome!

Rodzilla: The Funniest Short Film ever!!!

Hey guys! I just saw this 10-minute court-métrage on Youtube and felt like sharing! How hilarious?! This is my type of movie! Lol

It's called "The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Ineffecient Weapon" by Richard Gale, hope you enjoy!

Rodzilla: "Cybersex: cyberyes or cyberno?"

Nowadays, in 2010, we are undeniably surrounded by internet and all modern services that come along with it. You just have to think of all the interesting stuff that it carries: shopping deals, online messaging, online chat, BLOGGING, online bank accounts, travel bookings, and the list goes on and on. One thing that’s very dear to the internet is, of course : PORN.

Let’s face it: nothing’s better than online porn; it can be free if you only watch free trailers (which I always do) plus you can download sizzlin’ hot photos on Google. The thing is, it comes with a catch: it can become very addictive very quickly! Back when I was 15, I couldn’t help but watch porn for two consecutive hours! Imagine! Every day after coming back from my boring private high school I would sit down at my computer and surf the web to delight my incredibly vivid and naughty mind. I have to say it did it for me; it made me bloom like a flower.

Anyway, I didn’t want to extrapolate to long on the matter so I’ll bump straight ahead to the real concern here : Cybersex. What do you think about it? To be honest, I’ve already tried it. By that I mean that I did register to some sort of crappy and cheesy dating website. I didn’t like having my profile out there knowing that I needed to provide minimal information about myself if I ever wanted to date! The thing is: if you only wanna go for a good fuck, never bother creating and editing a cute lil’ profile. Face it: take it to the curve yo! I mean you should directly go to the chat forum and try to hook up. That’s the way to act in 2010, tain’t no kidding!

Actually, I’ve had hook-ups and dates a few times mainly because of those so-called gay-chats. I’m always worrying and wondering about it! Is it right to do so? Is it not? I really don’t know. I must admit that I used to seek for true love and I really thought I’d meet the charming prince and that everything would be so lovely and perfect. But truth had it on hold for me: I’ll have to wait just like a lot of other people because guess what? It’s impossible to wait as a virgin, find the perfect guy and make it work, you gotta work your ass off to be okay and so does he have to do!

So as I explained to you in details what kind of a whore-ny man I am, I guess you got the picture. But I actually do have morals and concern and I know that being sexually-active (and attractive) with just-met fucks isn’t always safe. TRUST ME. But hey, my mantra is: would you rather live sex-frustrated and have no disease or be emancipated and sex-rejoiced but risk your health? To me, as long as you’re HIV negative, I’d say risk it lol! Use a condom and a bit of your knowledge (if you ever have any) and try to make it work out for you. By that I mean, watch out and work out! You need to be toned’N’hot.

In fact, I’d like to know what people think about Cybersex? Is it okay, is it abnormal? Amoral? Adorable?! Let me know!