Miss Ellaneous : All About Melons & Bananas

Once upon a time, there were four desperate friends who needed to reconsider their sex lives. They wondered and pondered about all the possibilities they could encounter to do so. Instead of bragging about everything to everybody, they decided to expose themselves online. Therefore, you will all be able to follow Rodzilla (the gay), Terrine (the bitch), St-Lawrence (the [only] straight dude) and Fabulous Andy (the whore) throughout their extended journeys.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Terrine: XXXmas Gifts for Gay Friends!

If you go on eBay today you'll see the "days till Xmas Countdown"... As I know everyone is stressing out to make sure they find the rights gifts for friends, lover(S), family, etc. I'm going to give you some suggestions during the week! Let's start with...

My top five XXXmas gifts for a gay friend:

5- A Sexy Santa Claus Costume (SSCC)... not very original but always funny!... and sexy! haha

Oops we're under the mistletoe!... Let's have a juicy kiss!

4- A Naughty Animal... just like Rodzilla's Dog. It always wants to fuck!!!

Woof!

3- Mariah Carey's new Christmas album!

All I want for Christmas i-iii-i-is yoOoOoOoOoOoOoOuUuUuUuUuU...
(trying to write the way she screams when she sings!!)

2- A poster of ~~my younger brother~~ Chad White nude.

I'm dreaming of a "WHITE" Christmas! Hohoho

1- A FCKH8 T-shirt

... Actually it's the only serious gift you should give to your gay friend. Those t-shirts are for an organization that supports gay marriages in the USA! ( http://fckh8.com/ )

Hope you enjoyed it... Tomorrow's gonna be another Top five!

2 comments:

DirtyGayWednesday, November 24, 2010
I think you should put the Chad White poster as number one!
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Miss Ellaneous : All About Melons & BananasWednesday, November 24, 2010
That's what I would have done if the t-shirt wouldn't exist. I think it is very important to support this cause!!...

But I think that Chad White himself (nude why not?) would have been a number one no matter what! ;)
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Self-description

RODZILLA ♂:

If I had to describe myself, I would definitely make use of the words raw, unbridled and curious. Because yes, underneath my thick shell of sexual innuendos, I do have a soft curiosity: an intellectual side that can dissimulate itself. I truthfully believe that I’ll be the raunchiest and most controversial blogger of us three because I like to push the limits and of course, the envelope. I have a true passion for several different subjects that leads me to consistently reconsider my goals and life objectives. I am very outspoken and yet I can be rude somehow but don’t freak out too much about it; it’s never completely gratuitous, I always have good reasons to do so. I would describe my writing as rowdy, ass-in-yo-face, crassy yet classy. I aim to be adored and hated at the same time to exceeding degrees. Hope you enjoy or hate, as long as my articles force you to mate.

TERRINE ♀:

I got two major inspirations for this blog (and in my life): Law and Sex and the city! If you mix both of them, you'll understand why I'm always trying to find dating rules... I don't do it 'cause I pretend to know better, I only think it would be so much easier if we could just follow the rules and get what we want! But life is life, and as a matter of fact, I always find out a rule after screwing up with a guy!

ST-LAWRENCE ♂:

I'm the straight guy, but this doesn't mean that I'm rude. I have emotions and I'm not afraid of them! Aside from that, I study in commerce and I love PR... I could become the new Samantha (male version) from Sex and the City! I got plenty of (sex) experiences just like her. My male model in life is Barney Stinson and the 3 S: Suits, Scotch and Sexy ladies!

FABULOUS ANDY ♀:

As a journalist-to-be, this blog is a great way to exorcise everything that I can't bitch about in class. My teachers don't have to know about my sex life, thank you very much, which is why I am sharing it with all of you nice people. I might end up writing a book, becoming famous and thanking all my reader fans for having supported me in my work, so please JOIN OUR PAGE and post your comments! We would love to hear about you and your in-bed tricks.