Rodzilla: Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2010

Hey Hey Hey, Hope you won't forget tomorrow's the night!

Indeed, it is the broadcast of the ultimately-awaited annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show!

How hot? You can be sure that I'll be tuning in :P! It will be broadcast on CBS and ABC across North America and many different TV Channels across the Globe. This year's Fantasy Bra model is the über-caliente and mother of one, Brazilian Adriana Lima. She will be wearing a 2 million dollar bra! I will give you an avant-goût of what you will be seeing tomorrow with this "sneak-peak" video:

Up next: Victoria's Secret Angels' Lipdub on Katy Perry's new single "Firework", it's such a nice editing, I think it should be promoted as an alternative music video for her song!



--> In the video are Chanel Iman, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel, Erin Heatherton, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Behati Prinsloo.

-->I have to say that despite my admiration for those new models, I really miss the real supermodels such as Gisele Bündchen, Ana Beatriz Barros (the hottest chick on earth), Naomi Campbell, Tyra Banks, Heidi Klum, Oluchi Onweagba, Jessica White, Noémie Lenoir, Karen Mulder, Carmen Kass, Liya Kebede, Doutzen Kroes and so many more!!! I feel like the new models aren't that memorable! I'm not saying that they're all boring or plain but I'm not that intrigued about them. I feel like their "pâtés" are not as tasty as their counterparts' from the '90s heydays.

Fabulous Andy: The Most Useless Sex Ever

Rodzilla's small penis contest post actually made me think of a funny anecdote that happened roughly two years ago.

I had just entered college and had ditched some weird dude I was dating because I had spotted another dude that I'll call Twinky for now. In addition to being nice and good-looking, he loved to make out in public places such as the school's library. A lovely way to keep him excited during a sociology class, ladies...

After some sexy talking on MSN, we decided to meet up at his place to watch a movie ... that was never finished. Strangely enough, my clothes always seem to get taken away when watching TV alone with a guy. I decided to do the same, so I stripped him and wished I had never went to the dude's place. 

IT WAS SO SMALL!

What was I supposed to do, get dressed and hurry outside in Montreal's middle of nowhere? Point at it and laugh? Cry? Of course not. He remained a friend anyways, so I shut my mouth and pretended I actually felt something. I had never faked, but believe me, I had to. I just had to. I mean, I didn't watch those cheesy porno movies for nothing because they taught me how to fake it when you can't feel it!

Seriously, watching small penises on YouTube might be amusing, but getting naked then realizing the guy you're about to have sex with has a small ding-dong is so akward. You can't refuse to do it, you can't tell him upfront, you can't laugh. Anything you will do will be severely judged and the dude might end up having a bad self-esteem/being sex-deprived/committing suicide.

So ladies, please touch the outside of the pants to see if he has a boner. You wouldn't want to be stripping for... nothing at all!