Terrine: XXXmas Gifts for Straight Friends!

As some of you may have noticed, I started a series of articles yesterday by posting the top five christmas gifts for gay friends!  As only 10% of the population is gay, I know that everyone doesn't have a gay friend, this is why I propose you today's top five christmas gifts for straight friends or straight boyfriends. (Everyone has a straight friend or a straight boyfriend! Duh!)

So let's start with:

#5- A six-pack beer holster belt!

Men <3 Beer!  What else to say?!?

Why that? ... easy one!  Because any man who pretends to be a straight man should love beer! And the little army design of the belt is very MALE!

#4- A GIANT tabasco bottle!

I always swallow your sauce! Time of revenge... swallow that spicy sauce!

Mens just have this thing for hot sauce; they think it's very male to be able to drink shooters of vodka/tabasco!  Girls think it's just dumb, but however... it's not a list of gifts for girls!  Improve your boyfriend's testosterone with a hot gift like this and be sure to have a hot night waiting for you!

#3- A Sport Illustrated Subscription for the year.

I still don't understand why this magazine is called "SPORTS" illustrated!

It should be more like: "MELONS" illustrated of "Gisele Bundchen almost naked" Illustrated

Let's face it: Men love to stare at nude (or almost nude) women... You'll seem like a cool girlfriend or girl friend if you give this to your man.  

#2- A paintball gun... but then you should get one too!

Great excuse to have a sexy shower with your companion... ;)

#1- A FleshLight.... you mean flashlight... no, a fleshlight!

It's exactly what you think it is:
A place where bananas get peeled.

You'll understand that this is truly a buddy for your straight FRIEND!  Don't give that to your boyfriend, you may regret it!... What if he dumps you for the fleshlight?!?!  Haha :P



That's it for the straight friends gifts...


If you want to know WHAT NOT TO GIVE TO A STRAIGHT FRIEND follow this link!... http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/5979982/the_5_worst_holiday_or_christmas_gifts.html?cat=46