Rodzilla: Best Interview Ever!

As I was surfing http://www.youtube.com/ the other day, I happened to find an incredibly meaningful interview: our two favourite crazy whores, Janice Dickinson and Chelsea Handler! Mon Dieu! Can you believe the two best alive authors have met each other! I guess this is the first time it happens since Verlaine hooked up with Rimbaud!!!

Rodzilla: Blond Crush

OMFG!!! For you out there who have never watched 90210 (me included), I oughta tell y'all that the hunky und sehr sexy Trevor Donovan is scheduled to make his coming out in the program! Of course, this means his "Teddy" character will cum out, not him! But who knows, this might just be the beginning of gay fantasies for M. Donovan. So if you feel like watching the show will be boring (they're up to Season 3) but want to see this german sheppard hook up with some other tasty jocks, log on to http://www.megavideo.com/ and watch the episodes where he is supposed to have gay-meets! If you want my advice, go on http://www.wikipedia.org/ to read about each episode to make sure you only watch the ones where he'll hook up; you wouldn't want to bore the shit outta yoself watching some teenage drama à la AnnaLynne McCord! I wish you plenty of visual effects and drooling. I'll end up once again with beauty by posting "une photo délicieuse" of M. Don-Oh-van:

Terrine: I'm Not That Boring U Cunt!

My message has one and only goal... which is to prove to Rodzilla that I'm not that boring!

By the way, I had 6 one night stands too Rodzilla! And I had a few two or three night-stands too. So maybe you should take back what you said in your previous message!!!

And to prove you that I 'm not boring, I am going to tell you a story that I NEVER told you...

Once upon a time... In fact, it happened something like six months ago, during the cold winter of Montreal. I was out to go clubbing downtown with a bunch of girls and some of their friends.  Even if I was in my hometown, I barely knew only a few girls of the gang that night and I found them a little boring, as one of them was too drunk to realize I was there and another one was stiff just as usual.  (Nothing special to that point!)

But some of the girls which I didn't even know seemed quite nice and that is how I started to hang out with them.  One of the girls, let's call her Vanessa (I don't remember her real name), introduced me to one of her friend, Francis, a guy who looked bored just like me.  I think we exchanged like 2 sentences, and he asked me if I'd like to go dancing with him.  And of course, I said yes...

So we went on the crowded dance floor and I had such a surprise: the guy was quite a dancer!  He was moving just right and dancing with him was such a great experience.  He was holding me very close to him, tight but not too much.  He followed the rhythm perfectly and all I had to do was to follow his body.  If I could have an orgasm just because of dancing, I would have had a huuuuge and wet one (lol).... a danceGASM.

While we were dancing so perfectly, we began to kiss me, just as he was dancing.  Then he lifted the hand he held my ass with, to put it back down, in my pants and really grabbed my ass with it.  But I didn't care, everything was so sexually-perfect.

Then he moved his hand in my pants and went in for the front area... and then he started to play with his fingers.  It was so intense... I completely lost connection with the real world, so I just don't know if anyone had realized what we were doing.  And while he was masturbating me, I put my hand into his pants too, to play with his dick!  And he had such a dick... so bad I didn't end up the night with him!!! And all of this because one of my friend (that is no longer my friend) was sleeping at my home and I had a little respect for her... I didn't want her to go back all alone or to have a very bad night because she would have heard my scream all night long while having HOT SEX in the room next to her!

I wish, I'll meet him again...

(IS THIS BORING RODZILLA?)