Terrine: Bad Movie, Good Date!

I'm glad Rodzilla brought up the "Piranha 3D" subject!... It reminds me of one date I had lately...

I went out with this guy I had a crush on to the "cinéparc" to watch "Piranha 3D" and I can tell you with no doubt that even if the movie was really bad... the date was really good.

And if you think about it for a minute, it's totally logical.

If the movie is bad, you have no reason to watch it, so you can do plenty of other (or hotter) interesting things during the film.  And at the end of the date, both of you can agree on two things: First, on the fact that the movie was no good at all, and second on the fact that, however, you had a great time.

So I hope Rodzilla is going to continue to suggest us bad movies, 'cause they are definitely good opportunities!

Rodzilla: Pirahna 3D Official Trailer

Terrine, Fabulous Andy and I were just so pleased to see this incredibly hum good movie last week that I felt like making some free promotion for it. The film is honestly a B-movie but I think B is the new A+ and in this case it totally works. I guess the main goal of the movie is probably the same as any other "horror" movie of this genre whereas "Friday 13th", "A Nightmare on Elm Street", "Chucky Doll" all had the same kind of vibe and audience; young effervescent teenagers ;-)! Hope you enjoy!

Oh by the way the only thing that tickled us is the fact that they employed Montreal-based staff and that they haven't paid them yet, screw them!!! Let's sympathize with our fellas from tha hood.

Rodzilla: Dolce & Gabbana to Celebrate Naomi's career = MARVELOUS

The famed italian gay couple that once was Dolce & Gabbana will celebrate Naomi Campbell's fashion career's 25th anniversary. How amazing! Can you believe she's now 40 years old?! She doesn't look that old fo' sho' mothafuckas, she's still a hot mama who knows how to get men and... trouble!!! You just have to think of all the crap she's been involved in: cell throwing, community service, court, BLOOD DIAMONDS, TYRA BANKS, P. Diddy and so much more! I think just Tyra Banks and P. Diddy alone are worse than Blood Diamonds haha! Don't you agree?!

Anyways y'all, let's not get too far from the subject here: Dolce und Gabbana's Naomi Campbell t-shirts. The über-heiß brand will be releasing a limited edition of collectable t-shirts. The release will include 14 different t-shirts showcasing Miss Campbell's body abilities and thigh muscles. The photos that will be used for the tees will be coming from the work of the world's most notorious fashion photographers such as Patrick Demarchelier, David LaChapelle, Mario Testino, Elle von Unwerth und so weiter (meaning etc. in german).

The sales of those babies-to-be will start on September 10th in Dolce und Gabbana's New York boutiques. Don't miss'em! We certainly won't (especially me!). I don't know for Fabulous Andy or Terrine but as for myself, I love to wear sexy folks on my t-shirts which always provides me with attention and potential dates!

As a delight for the eyes : a look at Naomi's freshly baked pâté

Rodzilla: Biggest penis or biggest spoof?!

OMFG! Can you believe I have HAPPENED to find something that obnoxious on the web?! Well, the answer is yes and it has to be a spoof 'cuz I think no one could handle that panhandle! I do believe it's a spoof because that could almost not be possible for a man to have that much of a big blood vessel-filled organ! Anyways, I still have some hopeful doubts...! I'd like to know what you guys think of that?! Is anyone dumb whore-ny enough to really believe that this dude has a real cock that huge?!

Definitely mouth-watering lolz!

Fabulous Andy: A New Start in our Supersex World

Definitely the "Emancipation of Andy".

I've been too calm in the past year, dragging on a platonic long-term relationship - my first one in fact - and being sex-deprived. In fact, I've been more intimate with my dildo than with the dude. It's a cute purple plastic penis-shaped toy, but nothing beats a man. NOTHING.

I finally dumped the guy and have been having a hell of a good time ever since. The word "no" should never come from a man's mouth when asked if he wants to get laid. Never mind sexism. Men live to fuck and be fucked. That's the end of it.

And I do fuck like a man, according to Carrie in the "Sex and the City"'s first episode. I rarely get emotional about it. No "he-took-my-virginity-he-must-be-the-one" kind of bullshit, the kind of stupidities my childhood friend, who will be called "Dreamer" for the purpose of this blog, believes in.

I mean, she will let him do anything to her as long and he's content and happy. She lets him touch her tits in public or he constantly tells my friends and I how nicely she sucks his dick. The mere thought of the guy naked makes me want to puke. Besides, cuming in her mouth after thirty seconds is a sign of premature ejaculation, not of her "natural talent" for blow-jobs.

Let's cut this short for now and try to finish this article with class instead of raunchiness.

I swear I will tell you everything about my funniest one-night stands, may they be good or bad. Hopefully, you guys will have a good life and continue on with normality.

Now, I have to go searching for writing material in the Montreal suburbs. Ciao!