A few weeks ago, I went to a friend's birthday party in a very "chic" Resto and Club in Montreal on a friday night. The ratio women:men was of like 1:3... what else to say... it was an "easy-to-score" night! So, no surprises I met a men, let's call him Blablabla, and I ended up kissing with him in the bar.
But the thing is that, when you kiss a guy in a club, the music is loud and you're tipsy! As a matter of fact, you can't understand anything of what the guy is saying, and it's the same for him (I guess)... So we kind of talked in the club... but I can't tell you anything of this conversation... I didn't understand a word of it... so I just nodded and said yes to everything he said.
When the night ended up, I had to walk a little to get back to my car, and, as a gentleman, he offered himself to accompany me to my car. But as we walked, we talked a little (otherwise, it would have been awkward) and I then realized I was just not that into him!... And then it hit me, he told me back what he had told me that this night was just a beginning and that we had a great future in front of us. WTF*** A FUTURE???... And (as I hadn't understood a word of that back in the club, I had nodded and said yes to that!!!!)
As we arrived at the car, I sure didn't want to spend the rest of the night with him... and he wanted to know when we would see each other again... having nothing else to say, I invited him to the party my friend (Rodzilla) was throwing at his home the next night... and he came!
But as I arrived late at my party on saturday, the host (Rodzilla) was already drunk and most of the people were leaving. So... it ended up with Rodzilla, Fabulous Andy, Blablabla and me talking a at table while drinking gin tonic and water for Rodzilla! That's when Rodzilla told Blablabla: "You just don't know what you got yourself in... Terrine isn't just a simple girl, she's over EVERYTHING, and you're relationship with her won't last more than two weeks. It's just the way it is... Two weeks is the time it takes her to get over things! "
It's such an horrible thing to say to a guy who just started dating you!!!... but I'll never be thankful enough to Rodzilla for that. The next two weeks I had no time to see the guy while I had exams at school... and then two weeks after we met, he sent me a text message.
Blablabla: Would you like to go out tonight???
Me: I would have liked to, but I'm pretty busy... still got two exams to do and then I'm done.... call me next week!
Blablabla: It's been two weeks...
I didn't answer to the last message, 'cause I still wasn't into him and had no clue how to tell him. And he never called me after this message...!
So what you should learn from this short story is that: Every girl needs a gay friend to get rid of the boys she's just not that into!
