Terrine: Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions

Lol I found this video on YouJizz Youtube and found it so hilarious! The singer's quite hot and I love the fact that one of Fabulous Andy, Rodzilla and I's favorite movies is in the list (From Dusk Till Dawn with George Cloné). Take a look at it:

Rodzilla: Smokers Are Just Plain Nasty

Yup! That's what I really think about smokers. Whether it's Cigarette, Pot, Crack, Ass Crack, Meth, Acid or wuteva, I just can't stand the breath people get from it.

When I was 18 years old starting out as a newly horny young bud, I had never thought about the matter nor wanted to discriminate people based on whether they smoked or not. Let's face it: I was so horny that I wanted to fuck the whole world!!! But as the time rose on, I had more experience and finally came to the conclusion that I had never enjoyed any kiss from a smoker. Everytime I kiss or French-kiss (it's my specialty; I'm a French Canadian) another jock, I always expect nothing but la crème de la crème ya know. Nobody wants to be face-licked or to have dry lips from acid, over-exposed saliva. Actually I found out that clumsy kissers, juicy kissers and lame kissers might sound bad but nothing beats bad breath or cigarette breath in terms of disgustingness.

To me, cigarette smells like gaz coming out of the exhaust pipe of a car; it's toxic, radioactive and tastes sick. The worst thing that can happen to you is if the smoker guy wants to blow you or eat your ass (this one's for you Fabulous Andy!!!); I always feel like I'm gonna get cancer from it. And in fact, I really do think you could catch it 'cuz God knows what kinda shit is mixed with nicotine in cigarettes!

 I remember this party I've been to something like eight months ago, it was a smash-hit party at an over-the-top, black drag queen's from Le Cabaret Mado. The party was going on pretty fine and my whore-mones were starting to steam up. There was a dude that I had spotted and wanted to make out with him so badly. I waited a few hours until we finally got the opportunity to talk to each other and when I finally made out with him (naked in the jacuzzi with six other horny gays), I stood up in the jacuzzi (with my weiner showing off) and kissed him wildly. What I had expected to be a memorable liplock turned out to be the most awful and painful taste of flesh ever! I think I could've kissed a dead mouse and it would've tasted better!!! Since that time, I've made myself a wish-list of no-nos and smokers are first on my list. Unlike what famous swedish cheesy singer Günther would say, that's a no-no and I DON'T like it!!!

BTW: We're in 2010, smoking is fashionable only in movies such as Pulp Fiction and shit. Otherwise, it's just too expensive and nasty!