Recently, I had dinner with my mother who asked me if I had some news about my ex-boyfriend?!?!?
I was like: Why would I? Don't you remember he stopped talking to me and flushed me of Facebook because I had dumped him?
And then she was like: Yes, but I thought that maybe, even if he had stopped talking to you for a while, he would have given you some of his news.
And I said: No!
Here's a thing I don't understand about motherS. When you are with a guy, they totally hate him! But then, when it is over, they miss him so much and they keep telling you about how much of a good guy he was.
And this is the part where I say: Yeahh, you're right! He was such a nice guy! In the end he was a control-freak, and so jealous that another guy couldn't smile at me or be my friend, 'cause it was not normal according to him that I had some masculine friends while I had a boyfriend! But he was always acting good in front of you, ain't that nice, mom?
End of the discussion!
