Rodzilla's small penis contest post actually made me think of a funny anecdote that happened roughly two years ago.
I had just entered college and had ditched some weird dude I was dating because I had spotted another dude that I'll call Twinky for now. In addition to being nice and good-looking, he loved to make out in public places such as the school's library. A lovely way to keep him excited during a sociology class, ladies...
After some sexy talking on MSN, we decided to meet up at his place to watch a movie ... that was never finished. Strangely enough, my clothes always seem to get taken away when watching TV alone with a guy. I decided to do the same, so I stripped him and wished I had never went to the dude's place.
IT WAS SO SMALL!
What was I supposed to do, get dressed and hurry outside in Montreal's middle of nowhere? Point at it and laugh? Cry? Of course not. He remained a friend anyways, so I shut my mouth and pretended I actually felt something. I had never faked, but believe me, I had to. I just had to. I mean, I didn't watch those cheesy porno movies for nothing because they taught me how to fake it when you can't feel it!
Seriously, watching small penises on YouTube might be amusing, but getting naked then realizing the guy you're about to have sex with has a small ding-dong is so akward. You can't refuse to do it, you can't tell him upfront, you can't laugh. Anything you will do will be severely judged and the dude might end up having a bad self-esteem/being sex-deprived/committing suicide.
So ladies, please touch the outside of the pants to see if he has a boner. You wouldn't want to be stripping for... nothing at all!
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