Miss Ellaneous : All About Melons & Bananas

Once upon a time, there were four desperate friends who needed to reconsider their sex lives. They wondered and pondered about all the possibilities they could encounter to do so. Instead of bragging about everything to everybody, they decided to expose themselves online. Therefore, you will all be able to follow Rodzilla (the gay), Terrine (the bitch), St-Lawrence (the [only] straight dude) and Fabulous Andy (the whore) throughout their extended journeys.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Rodzilla: So You Think You Can Fuck?

Oh Mijn God!!! Hilarious! So hum... you think you can fuck Matthew Rush, really?!

How hilarious is this shit? This has to be the funniest thing I've ~~cum~~ come up to on the web! It's pretty funny that they turned the very family-targeted show "So You Think You Can Dance" into this whole porn 3D experience with my all-time favourite, Matthew Rush! I have to confess you something here: when I was in secondary 4 (grade 10), I used to fantasize like hell about Matthew Rush! In fact, he was my idol and made me want to do porn lol! I actually had told one of my (only) friends at the time. His name was Zézé and he was such a creep. Anyway, even if Zézé was completely fucked up, he still managed to have more common sense than me regarding Falcon Studios' exclusive jock, Matthew Rush lol! Oh and last but not least, I have to tell you that when I was about to turn 16, my friend Zézé asked me what I wanted as a gift for my birthday and I replied: Matthew Rush's molded cock dildo lol!! He never gave it to me, to my great sadness.

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Self-description

RODZILLA ♂:

If I had to describe myself, I would definitely make use of the words raw, unbridled and curious. Because yes, underneath my thick shell of sexual innuendos, I do have a soft curiosity: an intellectual side that can dissimulate itself. I truthfully believe that I’ll be the raunchiest and most controversial blogger of us three because I like to push the limits and of course, the envelope. I have a true passion for several different subjects that leads me to consistently reconsider my goals and life objectives. I am very outspoken and yet I can be rude somehow but don’t freak out too much about it; it’s never completely gratuitous, I always have good reasons to do so. I would describe my writing as rowdy, ass-in-yo-face, crassy yet classy. I aim to be adored and hated at the same time to exceeding degrees. Hope you enjoy or hate, as long as my articles force you to mate.

TERRINE ♀:

I got two major inspirations for this blog (and in my life): Law and Sex and the city! If you mix both of them, you'll understand why I'm always trying to find dating rules... I don't do it 'cause I pretend to know better, I only think it would be so much easier if we could just follow the rules and get what we want! But life is life, and as a matter of fact, I always find out a rule after screwing up with a guy!

ST-LAWRENCE ♂:

I'm the straight guy, but this doesn't mean that I'm rude. I have emotions and I'm not afraid of them! Aside from that, I study in commerce and I love PR... I could become the new Samantha (male version) from Sex and the City! I got plenty of (sex) experiences just like her. My male model in life is Barney Stinson and the 3 S: Suits, Scotch and Sexy ladies!

FABULOUS ANDY ♀:

As a journalist-to-be, this blog is a great way to exorcise everything that I can't bitch about in class. My teachers don't have to know about my sex life, thank you very much, which is why I am sharing it with all of you nice people. I might end up writing a book, becoming famous and thanking all my reader fans for having supported me in my work, so please JOIN OUR PAGE and post your comments! We would love to hear about you and your in-bed tricks.