Let me all introduce myself to you folks. As you may all know by now… Yes, I’m the famous St-Lawrence and this is my first (hope not last) post on the blog!
About me, Rodzilla would describe me as a straight-crazy-mothafucka… Terrine as the Barney ‘Legendary’ Stinson…and Fabulous Andy as… well… you should ask her! According to myself, I love to quote Big Bank Hank from the late ‘70s rap group The Sugarhill Gang in the song Rapper’s Delight in order to describe myself: ‘’Yeah I’m six-foot one and tons of fun’’. I look like that typical hetero, the guy that doesn’t-really-want-to-be-in-a-committed-relationship-but-sometimes-had-to-in-order-to-have-sex-but-thank-god-they-didn’t-last-long. Don’t worry faithful followers; I’m not here to complain about my shitty past relationships, nor my shitty past sex partners (well I might mention some of them some time…).
My real reason of being in this blog would be more to talk to you about what is going on in my life, or what I call my pursuit of happiness. You see, even if I may look like one of those Lynx football players built-like-a-train-nothin’-in-tha-brain, because I wasn’t made in the same thin cake pan as our friend Rodzilla (nice pâté BTW single dude), I surely don’t look the same from the inside. I can say I’m smart because I always had good report cards or because I have opinions, but I’d rather say I’m smart because I can wisely manage my emotions. I know how to use them and I don’t always hide them as normal, so-proud-to-be heteros. I’m not saying that you will see me crying because I scratched my knee or nail or such (I still have my pride)… I just know how to be compassionate, sincere and respectful to others.
My pursuit of happiness is about seizing opportunities and enjoying life as much as I can. It is also about having a career and earning a good bread for a living. Besides, it’s about women, the ones that had and will stop by my way and the one that will go along with. Nonetheless, the most important thing is about my friends and what they bring to me. My friendships have always been my real relationships; they are the only ones that last, that I really cared about and that I really wanted to keep. I love my friends and I’m loyal to them. And this is especially true about my three bloggies-homies. It may not have been a long time since I know them, but believe me; you want them in your life, no doubt about it.
So to y’all assholes of the world, if you want a piece of ass from horny Rodzilla, femme-fatale Terrine or bootylicious Fabulous Andy… be nice guyz… ‘cuz da crew now has a dog… St-Lawrence is in da house mothafucka!!!… and I might bark very little but I know how to bite.
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