Rodzilla: Beyoncé Gives Me Fever

Geez! I'm not really surprised to hear that this video was banned to air before 19h30 in the UK!! I mean it's really great and sells the product perfectly and definitely does it for me but I have to agree; it shouldn't be watched by younger viewers! I mean c'mon Beyowolf! This is like Soft-Porn lolz! But y'all have to agree it's really hot and steamy! Loves it and loves Beyoncé!!!

Fabulous Andy: November Blues

Ugh. It's so cold outside, I just feel like staying home and cozying up in front of the fireplace.

There is one problem, however: I have no fireplace! HA!

Seriously, people in general get a bit depressed during the autumnal transition. We don't see the sun as often, it's cold outside, leaves are rotting and they smell like shit. How can one possibly live without some everyday stimulation? I suspect people might be masturbating more often not for the fun of it, but because they're so depressed and found nothing else to make them happier. That is, unless you get an orgasmic reaction when Christmas shopping in advance, like my mum.

Autumn is also a period where I find myself wanting to cozy up and mate more than usual. Slightly depressed? Maybe.

I was born in the summer, will die during the summer. I live for warmth, so when I don't have it, I feel quite unbalanced. I've worked myself up and found a stable sex solution to compensate for my November blues. This might or might not be a temporary solution, as Christmas usually gets my spirits high. Watch out, Santa... Ho, ho, hoe!

Rodzilla: Old School Nirvana

And nope, I'm not talking about the Seattle sensational group entitled "Nirvana" but some old school divas who with their mighty voices, could bring us to Nirvana! So I've talked to y'all about my burning love for Mariah and C'Lyn (ghetto name for Céline Dion) but how about the famed crazy diva Twittney Houston?!! I just LOVE her too!!! Oh and the other day I was feeling so blue and depressed, I really needed something to enlighten my day and let's be honest guys, carbs and chocolate are the best revivers for that matter but hey, I'm tryna keep on lookin' fine so I need to avoid shitty food! So is there anything better as a second choice reviver than listening to some '80s and '90s blasting joints? I don't think so! Oh and Whitney's songs are just so contagious! I can't help it! Actually I had never really watched her music videos and had never really thought about how good-looking this woman is! I mean look at those legs! No doubt she was a Fashion model prior to debuting her music career! She was über-hot, it's so sad that Crack and all the shit she's taken have "cracked" her voice :-(!

The very up-tempo "I Wanna Dance With Somebody":

Up next: the song that best describes my incapacity to understand anything that relates to relationships:



The unforgettable "I Will Always Love You":

Rodzilla: Completely Gratuitous

Hahaha St-Lawrence showed me this video of a weird young man rapping on a G-Unit song along with... no one else but 50 Cent himself lolz!!!

--> My new dada: Indian videos "translated" into English!

Rodzilla: Gay For Pay

Whoever has already "surfed" a gay porn website or heard about them knows that some of the actors auto-label themselves as "gay for pay". In case some of y'all readers don't know what this term means well I'll explain it to ya. Gay for pay signifies that a person (male or female) would be willing to act gay -that is having sex with a person of the same sex- in a taped sex scene or in private in order to get money (whether from Porn producers or from "whore customers").

I know it sounds real bad well child that's exactly what it is: it IS bad!!! Can you believe that someone 100% straight -especially a guy- would be willing to have sex with a person of the same sex just for some loose cash? How desperate and self-disrepectful! I'm not saying it is bad for a "straight guy" to try something here and there (actually not at all) but still it's pretty weird to me! I mean I can't believe that some men who are supposedly not attracted to other men whatsoever would be willing to have sex with them (being whether a top or a BOTTOM). That is, especially since the latter is negatively viewed among the straight community. I had heard of the matter a long time ago but never really cared since I felt heartless for straight dudes lol! No offense St-Lawrence! But the thing is after watching some porn Tyra Banks's special episode on her eponymous show about the problem I realized how much of an important issue it was.

The most shocking thing to me is the fact that even myself -a gay man- wouldn't accept to have taped sex nor to engage in the porn business so why would straight guys be more willing to do so?! I know it's definitely an issue about money, hence the name of the term but hey, isn't it like doing something against your own will? Maybe it's a bit sado-maso. If you ask me, those guys are probably half-closeted men who are ready to have sex with other men on tape but since they're getting paid to do so, they'll lie saying it's only for the money!

Why don't these very guys go out in the village and stop having girlfriends? Some of us might like to experience what it's like, playing with someone of experience! :-P

Rodzilla: Kylie'N Gay Porn Stars!!! Perfect Match

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Rodzilla: Possible Fashion Trend or Mental Illness?!

As fashion has never stopped evolving since the last centuries, I was wondering about how could it potentially become even more avant-gardiste ya know?! That's when I started thinking that maybe we would all become more androgynous like high fashion models in the nearby future. That would imply men wearing skirts, heels, dresses and shiz and girls wearing... well pretty much everything they're already wearing but maybe pants, ties and hats more often!

So if you understood well: the main point is to make modern men less constipated than their grandpas who in their 20s, thought grey shirts and brown socks were fashionable! Therefore, I believe that men are the targetted ones who will need to earn their fashion stripes from their ladies. One of the clothing that inspires me the most is definitely the legging lolz! I don't know why but I like the fact that it tightens your calf muscles and gives an illusion of thinness and sportiness.

Women have been wearing them heavily since the 80s but will men ever start wearing them? As a hint to your info: myself, Rodzilla, wear Cherry's leggings to sleep and sometimes, exercise in the morning before taking a shower. I like the way it looks on me but to be honest, I'd be way too ashamed to walk in the street with that kinda thing lolz!!! But maybe if one day Canadians and Americans could stop having the same moral values than Stephen Harper, we might come to a certain open-mindedness where men could be eccentric and glossy just like the Brits in their movies! 

I mean Marc Jacobs has been wearing skirts since a while now and everyone seems to have gotten used to it. I'm totally sure that the next step is leggings. Anyways folks, you might laugh of me but if it ever becomes a fashion trend someday, I'll totally be whoring myself out as the one who coined it! Oh and don't give this scoop to Nutella Versace; she'd be willing to do anything to save her sorry ass and family business from bankruptcy!

Rodzilla: XXXmas In My Heart

I know it's a little early to listen to Christmas songs but I just can't help it!!! I'm oh-SO eager for my semester to end and I can't wait for Christmas! I think this year will be very cheesy and festive :-P! I'm kinda sad to have decided not to leave for the South (or the North; I wanted to visit my friends in Norway) during the holidays but anyways, let's face things in a positive way: I'm gonna keep my dineros for later! So if you're feeling cheesy and ecstatic for Christmas to come, go watch the videos posted under!

--> Mimoo's new "Oh Santa" XXXmas hit, how cool and 70s-like?! I wish Nick Cannon and her coulda leaked a Sextape on the web for Christmas lol, would have been funny!

-->¨The undespicable Janice Dickinson and her wishful "Twelve Days of Christmas":

--> Destiny's Child's puppetted video for "Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer":

--> Wham!'s ULTIMATE classic, "Last Christmas, I made my coming out":

--> BONUS: Another Mimaloo holiday video, "All I Want For Christmas Is You" So So Def Remix:

--> Next 2 videos: Christmas in Sweden with Günther and Inga lolz!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGBuSzgPKLE

Sorry for the URL link for Inga; the Embed was disabled, Entschuldigen Sie!

Terrine: RunAway

I know we're all in a kind of love-hate relationship after what he did to Taylor Swift (even though he was right according to me... there is just some things that such can't be done!).... I JUST LOVE his new video runaway!

Rodzilla: Good Karaoke Songs

Hi y'all folks! As we were sorta playing Karaoke at Terrine's fab crib on the South shore last saturday, St-Lawrence, Fabulous, Terrine and I went into singing the cheesiest shiz ever! How embarassing?! Well actually it's not, especially since I was super stressed and depressed so it helped me to enlighten myself and thus my life :-P Yeah! So here are the cheesy joints we sang along with:

--> Plus notice the hot chocolate jock Tyson Beckford in the "Un-break My Heart" by Toni Braxton, how yummy?!

-->Oh and you should see Terrine do her sexy belly dance on "Suerte" (Spanish version of Whoever, Whatever)

--> And you should've heard the insanity we have profane instead of the real lyrics of the songs!!

Terrine: Two Weeks!

A few weeks ago, I went to a friend's birthday party in a very "chic" Resto and Club in Montreal on a friday night.  The ratio women:men was of like 1:3... what else to say... it was an "easy-to-score" night!  So, no surprises I met a men, let's call him Blablabla, and I ended up kissing with him in the bar.  

But the thing is that, when you kiss a guy in a club, the music is loud and you're tipsy!  As a matter of fact, you can't understand anything of what the guy is saying, and it's the same for him (I guess)...  So we kind of talked in the club... but I can't tell you anything of this conversation... I didn't understand a word of it... so I just nodded and said yes to everything he said.

When the night ended up, I had to walk a little to get back to my car, and, as a gentleman, he offered himself to accompany me to my car.  But as we walked, we talked a little (otherwise, it would have been awkward) and I then realized I was just not that into him!... And then it hit me, he told me back what he had told me that this night was just a beginning and that we had a great future in front of us. WTF*** A FUTURE???... And (as I hadn't understood a word of that back in the club, I had nodded and said yes to that!!!!)

As we arrived at the car, I sure didn't want to spend the rest of the night with him... and he wanted to know when we would see each other again... having nothing else to say, I invited him to the party my friend (Rodzilla) was throwing at his home the next night... and he came!

But as I arrived late at my party on saturday, the host (Rodzilla) was already drunk and most of the people were leaving.  So... it ended up with Rodzilla, Fabulous Andy, Blablabla and me talking a at table while drinking gin tonic and water for Rodzilla!  That's when Rodzilla told Blablabla: "You just don't know what you got yourself in... Terrine isn't just a simple girl, she's over EVERYTHING, and you're relationship with her won't last more than two weeks.  It's just the way it is... Two weeks is the time it takes her to get over things! " 

It's such an horrible thing to say to a guy who just started dating you!!!... but I'll never be thankful enough to Rodzilla for that.  The next two weeks I had no time to see the guy while I had exams at school... and then two weeks after we met, he sent me a text message.

Blablabla: Would you like to go out tonight???

Me: I would have liked to, but I'm pretty busy... still got two exams to do and then I'm done.... call me next week!  

Blablabla: It's been two weeks...

I didn't answer to the last message, 'cause I still wasn't into him and had no clue how to tell him.  And he never called me after this message...!

So what you should learn from this short story is that:  Every girl needs a gay friend to get rid of the boys she's just not that into!

Rodzilla: Women Should Show Their Breasts More Often

Lol I found this on the internet and felt like sharing! I know it's in French so many of you might not be able to understand but you can always just listen to the protagonist's sexy french accent. It's mainly a campaign of sensibilization toward Breast Cancer but uses humour and sex appeal to send the message :-P! Loves it!

Lutte contre le cancer du sein
envoyé par cancerdusein. - L'actualité du moment en vidéo.

Terrine: Halloween... Why Do Girls Dress and Act Like SLUTSSS??

As everyone knows... it is Halloween on next sunday!

For the occasion, I had a party at the university on last tuesday and after what I've seen... I can't stop wondering why girls all turn out to be sluts on Halloween!?!?

I've got to confess... Even I was wearing a kind of a slutty costume on that party, my costume was a ''Jersey Shore style''... kind of douche!  But that's not really my point, a douchegirl is kind of slutty, you have to be at least sexy to be credible being this character!

What I don't understand is why a pumpkin should have to be slutty or why a cat would show off its belly.  That's not what the character is!  There was this girl a the party, wearing leopard lingerie with cat ears, trying to be a slutty cat with 5 boys around her looking at EVERYTHING ('cause that's what she exposed!!)... in fact boys were even laughing at her, 'cause she looked desperate!

Just like Sue Sylvester (from GLEE), I think we should go back to the true spirit of Halloween: HORROR and FEAR!  So next year, I think I might wear a costume of a sexually-transmitted disease to scare the slutty cats, slutty pumpkins and slutty princesses.  And then, in two years there will be no more slutty cats, slutty pumpkins or slutty princesses, but only cats, pumpkins, princesses, nuns!

Terrine: How I Met Your Mother.

I had heard of the TV-show "How I Met Your Mother" since a while, but had never watched it...... Since last week-end!

I'm addicted and already at the middle of season 2!!!
This TV-show is definitely Legend.............wait for it........................DAIRY.

Terrine: Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions

Lol I found this video on YouJizz Youtube and found it so hilarious! The singer's quite hot and I love the fact that one of Fabulous Andy, Rodzilla and I's favorite movies is in the list (From Dusk Till Dawn with George Cloné). Take a look at it: