Ladies and germs, allow me to introduce myself: Cherry.
Let me start by telling you who I'm not.
Yes, I have only ever had sex with one man ( Cherry Popper), maybe he is my soul mate, and yes, he loves to play with my tits in public.
HOWEVER, I am not "Dreamer".
3 differences between us:
Cherry Popper definitely doesn't cum in 30 seconds.
I am not dumb.
I am actually naturally talented and give a hell of a fucking good blow job, thank you very much.
As you can imagine, monogamy does not an interesting sex blog make. But I'm going to pull a couple of old stories out of my hat for you guys.
And grace you with these lovely stories as a guest from time to time.
For now, I have some advice coming from 2 years of monogamy:
-The right bra will get his attention, a good kiss will get him interested, great sex will make him like you, but a 45 minute blow job: that is love.
-Shove something up his ass. Trust me. He'll love it. This probably doesn't apply for one night stands though. Not that I would know.
Any man that is "too manly" enough for that ain't no man, man.
-You're very naive if you think he'll have sex only in the dark for more then... 2 weeks. He won't give up his porn, and he will stare at the boobs as they walk by. In exchange; you have an excuse to pend 50$ on candles, are still allowed your vibrator, and feel free to stare at other men. Same goes for strip clubs. And anal (see above). Don't deny him freedom, but fair is fair.
That's all for now folks.
Rodzilla, Fabulous Andy and Terrine:
Ladies, start your engines.
Watch out, boys.
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