Terrine: Ex-Boyfriends' Jewels?

(Not to get confused... I mean real jewels made of crystal, saphire, gold... Not the family jewels our ex-boyfriends have between their two legs! Understand?!?  :P)

At the weekly breakfast of the crew this morning, Fabulous Andy said she'd like to sell a Swarovski necklace her ex-boyfriend gave her for her birthday last summer.  It made me wonder: is it okay to wear ex-boyfriends' jewels?  (In fact, it's a very actual question for me, as I started to wear one of my ex's jewels again).

I think that right after a break-up, every girl should take all of the jewels a boy gave her, put it in a box in her wardrobe and forget them for the time that the relationship lasted.  For example, I started wearing my ex-boyfriend's jewels back yesterday because we had dated for a year and 3 months and I broke up with him on something like the 15th or 16th August 2009.  So I think that selling jewelry should only be an option for the women who have dated a man for like 25 years...  Otherwise... just wait a little and it's going to be okay!

So Fab... you don't have to sell the necklace. Just put it in a box in your wardrobe and forget it until next year! ;)

What do you think about that rule?

Rodzilla: Butt Camp

Huh lolz I just found this on the web y'all! How funny?! It's called Butt Camp and is presented as "Harder...Longer  and Gayer than Glitter"!!! It's actually not that dumb (you're probably thinking: really?!) since the exercises that they recommand are truthfully good for thy ole butt! Kyle, one of the coaches is quite hot and the cheesy retro softcore porn tone of the vids make me love it even more! That might be a good XXXmas gift!

http://www.buttcampdvd.com/

Trailer:

The "Butt Flex" Workout:

Butt-a-licious!

Rodzilla: Takin' Me Higher

Hey y'all!! Here's sexy aussi Kylie Minogue and Taio Cruz's new duet entitled "Higher"! Gotta love it! Actually the clip is entertaining but I'm not quite sure whether I like the concept; I feel like it doesn't really fit with the song and its vibe. Plus Kylie's smoking hot bod and fashionable facial features are not displayed at their best if you want my opinion. Anyways, it's still worth watching, I mean it's Kylie! :

St-Lawrence: On the Pursuit of Happiness

Let me all introduce myself to you folks. As you may all know by now… Yes, I’m the famous St-Lawrence and this is my first (hope not last) post on the blog!

About me, Rodzilla would describe me as a straight-crazy-mothafucka… Terrine as the Barney ‘Legendary’ Stinson…and Fabulous Andy as… well… you should ask her! According to myself, I love to quote Big Bank Hank from the late ‘70s rap group The Sugarhill Gang in the song Rapper’s Delight in order to describe myself: ‘’Yeah I’m six-foot one and tons of fun’’. I look like that typical hetero, the guy that doesn’t-really-want-to-be-in-a-committed-relationship-but-sometimes-had-to-in-order-to-have-sex-but-thank-god-they-didn’t-last-long. Don’t worry faithful followers; I’m not here to complain about my shitty past relationships, nor my shitty past sex partners (well I might mention some of them some time…).

My real reason of being in this blog would be more to talk to you about what is going on in my life, or what I call my pursuit of happiness. You see, even if I may look like one of those Lynx football players built-like-a-train-nothin’-in-tha-brain, because I wasn’t made in the same thin cake pan as our friend Rodzilla (nice pâté BTW single dude), I surely don’t look the same from the inside. I can say I’m smart because I always had good report cards or because I have opinions, but I’d rather say I’m smart because I can wisely manage my emotions. I know how to use them and I don’t always hide them as normal, so-proud-to-be heteros. I’m not saying that you will see me crying because I scratched my knee or nail or such (I still have my pride)… I just know how to be compassionate, sincere and respectful to others.

My pursuit of happiness is about seizing opportunities and enjoying life as much as I can. It is also about having a career and earning a good bread for a living. Besides, it’s about women, the ones that had and will stop by my way and the one that will go along with. Nonetheless, the most important thing is about my friends and what they bring to me. My friendships have always been my real relationships; they are the only ones that last, that I really cared about and that I really wanted to keep. I love my friends and I’m loyal to them. And this is especially true about my three bloggies-homies. It may not have been a long time since I know them, but believe me; you want them in your life, no doubt about it.

So to y’all assholes of the world, if you want a piece of ass from horny Rodzilla, femme-fatale Terrine or bootylicious Fabulous Andy… be nice guyz… ‘cuz da crew now has a dog… St-Lawrence is in da house mothafucka!!!… and I might bark very little but I know how to bite.

Rodzilla: Big Machete

'Ight guys this is the trailer of the dazzling film "Machete" directed by my father Robert Rodriguez (just kidding). It is awesome! Fabulous Andy, St-Lawrence, Terrine and I watched it last friday night when we did a sort of Pajama Party at St-Lawrence's. In fact, I should say that only Fabulous Andy and I watched it 'cuz Terrine and St-Lawrence fell asleep and didn't watch any of it lolz! Hope you'll enjoy, don't forget to take a sneek peak at Jessica Alaba and Michelle Rodriguez' pâtés. Me gusta Western Spaghettis!

Rodzilla: Drag Behaviour

I dated a drag queen last February.

You know how it goes with relationships, you never really know neither what’s happening nor what is about to happen but I think nothing can be more miscellaneous and hazardous than my relationship with that Drag Queen lol!

Her/his name is inspired by his/her native Caribbean island which is the same than Rihanna (Barbados); so let's call that Drag Queen "La Isla Bonita". So everything started when I attended a show at Le Cabaret Mado last February. He/she spotted me in the crowd and went dancing with me and we chatted. He/she/it seemed interested and aroused by me. I felt very flattered and thought about the same regarding him since he/she had a very edible pâté and a Nutella skin tone. Aside from Nutella Versace, Nutella turns me on.

So we sort of flirted and I went to one of his parties (I think I already told you previously). Naïve as I am, I believed we could take that soon-to-be relationship to the next level as he/she had an undergraduate diploma, a full-time job and seemed to be quite serious for a Drag Queen. I asked him/her out next week after the party and he/she completely ditched me. I was mad. He/she then texted me and excused him/herself for the inconvenience. I was still upset so I just told him I was going to Vancouver and Seattle the same week so we wouldn’t meet before at least two weeks or so.

He/she never called me back and to be honest, neither did I. I was just too upset about having been ignored so gnarly. I felt like it was his/her turn to contact me. This of course, never happened so we ended up never talking to each other from then until yesterday night! Yup lol, we finally saw each other again. Actually it wasn’t even intentional ‘cuz we had gone to the Cabaret just to have a blast since Fabulous Andy had a friend of hers dancing in the “So We Think We Can Dance” Drag cover. What’s just weird is that “La Isla Bonita” acknowledged my presence in the audience and greeted me during the show, went to chat with me (though very quickly) after it and seemed to be almost glad to see me.

What’s so awkward is that he/she/it then left the stage and dance floor to go hide backstage. I then saw him/her/it again as he/she was leaving and he/she totally ignored me and almost looked repentant speaking with me twice in one evening. From now on, I added a rule to my “Misfortune Dating Guide” which goes as follows: “Thou shalt not date nor copulate with a Drag Queen, ye ol’ Stick shalt keep asleep when in presence of they”.

That’s all for now folks, hope you enjoyed the article. I need to mention though that I do not dislike Drag Queens; they’re very entertaining and shit but when it comes to a serious date or potential boyfriend, things get fucked up and I’m never sure of how to act with them: they’re big Drama Queens. The only Drag Queens that seem datable would be RuPaul and NYC’s Hedda Lettuce.



Rodzilla: Beyoncé Gives Me Fever

Geez! I'm not really surprised to hear that this video was banned to air before 19h30 in the UK!! I mean it's really great and sells the product perfectly and definitely does it for me but I have to agree; it shouldn't be watched by younger viewers! I mean c'mon Beyowolf! This is like Soft-Porn lolz! But y'all have to agree it's really hot and steamy! Loves it and loves Beyoncé!!!

Fabulous Andy: November Blues

Ugh. It's so cold outside, I just feel like staying home and cozying up in front of the fireplace.

There is one problem, however: I have no fireplace! HA!

Seriously, people in general get a bit depressed during the autumnal transition. We don't see the sun as often, it's cold outside, leaves are rotting and they smell like shit. How can one possibly live without some everyday stimulation? I suspect people might be masturbating more often not for the fun of it, but because they're so depressed and found nothing else to make them happier. That is, unless you get an orgasmic reaction when Christmas shopping in advance, like my mum.

Autumn is also a period where I find myself wanting to cozy up and mate more than usual. Slightly depressed? Maybe.

I was born in the summer, will die during the summer. I live for warmth, so when I don't have it, I feel quite unbalanced. I've worked myself up and found a stable sex solution to compensate for my November blues. This might or might not be a temporary solution, as Christmas usually gets my spirits high. Watch out, Santa... Ho, ho, hoe!

Rodzilla: Old School Nirvana

And nope, I'm not talking about the Seattle sensational group entitled "Nirvana" but some old school divas who with their mighty voices, could bring us to Nirvana! So I've talked to y'all about my burning love for Mariah and C'Lyn (ghetto name for Céline Dion) but how about the famed crazy diva Twittney Houston?!! I just LOVE her too!!! Oh and the other day I was feeling so blue and depressed, I really needed something to enlighten my day and let's be honest guys, carbs and chocolate are the best revivers for that matter but hey, I'm tryna keep on lookin' fine so I need to avoid shitty food! So is there anything better as a second choice reviver than listening to some '80s and '90s blasting joints? I don't think so! Oh and Whitney's songs are just so contagious! I can't help it! Actually I had never really watched her music videos and had never really thought about how good-looking this woman is! I mean look at those legs! No doubt she was a Fashion model prior to debuting her music career! She was über-hot, it's so sad that Crack and all the shit she's taken have "cracked" her voice :-(!

The very up-tempo "I Wanna Dance With Somebody":

Up next: the song that best describes my incapacity to understand anything that relates to relationships:



The unforgettable "I Will Always Love You":

Rodzilla: Completely Gratuitous

Hahaha St-Lawrence showed me this video of a weird young man rapping on a G-Unit song along with... no one else but 50 Cent himself lolz!!!

--> My new dada: Indian videos "translated" into English!

Rodzilla: Gay For Pay

Whoever has already "surfed" a gay porn website or heard about them knows that some of the actors auto-label themselves as "gay for pay". In case some of y'all readers don't know what this term means well I'll explain it to ya. Gay for pay signifies that a person (male or female) would be willing to act gay -that is having sex with a person of the same sex- in a taped sex scene or in private in order to get money (whether from Porn producers or from "whore customers").

I know it sounds real bad well child that's exactly what it is: it IS bad!!! Can you believe that someone 100% straight -especially a guy- would be willing to have sex with a person of the same sex just for some loose cash? How desperate and self-disrepectful! I'm not saying it is bad for a "straight guy" to try something here and there (actually not at all) but still it's pretty weird to me! I mean I can't believe that some men who are supposedly not attracted to other men whatsoever would be willing to have sex with them (being whether a top or a BOTTOM). That is, especially since the latter is negatively viewed among the straight community. I had heard of the matter a long time ago but never really cared since I felt heartless for straight dudes lol! No offense St-Lawrence! But the thing is after watching some porn Tyra Banks's special episode on her eponymous show about the problem I realized how much of an important issue it was.

The most shocking thing to me is the fact that even myself -a gay man- wouldn't accept to have taped sex nor to engage in the porn business so why would straight guys be more willing to do so?! I know it's definitely an issue about money, hence the name of the term but hey, isn't it like doing something against your own will? Maybe it's a bit sado-maso. If you ask me, those guys are probably half-closeted men who are ready to have sex with other men on tape but since they're getting paid to do so, they'll lie saying it's only for the money!

Why don't these very guys go out in the village and stop having girlfriends? Some of us might like to experience what it's like, playing with someone of experience! :-P

Rodzilla: Kylie'N Gay Porn Stars!!! Perfect Match

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Rodzilla: Possible Fashion Trend or Mental Illness?!

As fashion has never stopped evolving since the last centuries, I was wondering about how could it potentially become even more avant-gardiste ya know?! That's when I started thinking that maybe we would all become more androgynous like high fashion models in the nearby future. That would imply men wearing skirts, heels, dresses and shiz and girls wearing... well pretty much everything they're already wearing but maybe pants, ties and hats more often!

So if you understood well: the main point is to make modern men less constipated than their grandpas who in their 20s, thought grey shirts and brown socks were fashionable! Therefore, I believe that men are the targetted ones who will need to earn their fashion stripes from their ladies. One of the clothing that inspires me the most is definitely the legging lolz! I don't know why but I like the fact that it tightens your calf muscles and gives an illusion of thinness and sportiness.

Women have been wearing them heavily since the 80s but will men ever start wearing them? As a hint to your info: myself, Rodzilla, wear Cherry's leggings to sleep and sometimes, exercise in the morning before taking a shower. I like the way it looks on me but to be honest, I'd be way too ashamed to walk in the street with that kinda thing lolz!!! But maybe if one day Canadians and Americans could stop having the same moral values than Stephen Harper, we might come to a certain open-mindedness where men could be eccentric and glossy just like the Brits in their movies! 

I mean Marc Jacobs has been wearing skirts since a while now and everyone seems to have gotten used to it. I'm totally sure that the next step is leggings. Anyways folks, you might laugh of me but if it ever becomes a fashion trend someday, I'll totally be whoring myself out as the one who coined it! Oh and don't give this scoop to Nutella Versace; she'd be willing to do anything to save her sorry ass and family business from bankruptcy!

Rodzilla: XXXmas In My Heart

I know it's a little early to listen to Christmas songs but I just can't help it!!! I'm oh-SO eager for my semester to end and I can't wait for Christmas! I think this year will be very cheesy and festive :-P! I'm kinda sad to have decided not to leave for the South (or the North; I wanted to visit my friends in Norway) during the holidays but anyways, let's face things in a positive way: I'm gonna keep my dineros for later! So if you're feeling cheesy and ecstatic for Christmas to come, go watch the videos posted under!

--> Mimoo's new "Oh Santa" XXXmas hit, how cool and 70s-like?! I wish Nick Cannon and her coulda leaked a Sextape on the web for Christmas lol, would have been funny!

-->¨The undespicable Janice Dickinson and her wishful "Twelve Days of Christmas":

--> Destiny's Child's puppetted video for "Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer":

--> Wham!'s ULTIMATE classic, "Last Christmas, I made my coming out":

--> BONUS: Another Mimaloo holiday video, "All I Want For Christmas Is You" So So Def Remix:

--> Next 2 videos: Christmas in Sweden with Günther and Inga lolz!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGBuSzgPKLE

Sorry for the URL link for Inga; the Embed was disabled, Entschuldigen Sie!

Terrine: RunAway

I know we're all in a kind of love-hate relationship after what he did to Taylor Swift (even though he was right according to me... there is just some things that such can't be done!).... I JUST LOVE his new video runaway!